Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
a search helicopter?!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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