I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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