I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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