I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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