At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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