I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
