Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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