As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
is it fun? or sober?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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