We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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