And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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