actually, I'm a sock model
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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