Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
