Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
