That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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