I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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