i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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