Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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