Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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