That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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