I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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