I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
my being single is dangerous.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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