do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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