just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
