jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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