this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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