Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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