Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just wanna soil my oats bro
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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