i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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