Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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