We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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