There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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