I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Randomize
