She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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