We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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