i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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