we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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