? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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