when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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