ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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