I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize
