we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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