i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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