i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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