haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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