I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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