Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
"it" just moved
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Enjoy the penises
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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