Small penises have feelings too.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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