physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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