He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
