Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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