At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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