I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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