Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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