Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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